Showing posts with label swearing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swearing. Show all posts

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

SAVING THE LANGUAGE


Cunt. A word that's under threat
from overuse.
I'd like to save it for the Cunt
that thumped his door
through at sunrise on Friday morning,
and the Cunt that flashed the warrant.
The Cunt that held the gun
to his head
as he knelt,
fingers interlaced behind his head.

The Cunts that put him up
at Her Majesty's Pleasure <Cunt>
without her medication.
That Cunt doctor that prescribed it
and kept his gob shut.

What about the pilot? Cunt.
That warmed the engine
while fifty shivering fuckers
shivered - frightened
in the terminal at Heathrow.
No Cunt asked to see their passport,
they just waved them through,
the Cunts.

But funnily enough, I wondered
did some daft Cunt stand
and wave his arms in English,
Cunting on
about the exit doors,
life jackets, the seatbelt light,
not smoking
as if they were all Cunts.

The Home Secretary
and all her junior ministers are Cunts.
Shuffling and signing papers,
not even reading them
or thinking of the names as lives
that live among us -
"Saving the English."

Let's us save us for ourselves
and not them Cunts.
Let's us save us
From them Cunts.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

BUGGER FUCK SHIT

BUGGER FUCK SHIT
It is with regret that we have had to cancel
the Red Marley Hill climb.

Shit. Bum. Bugger. Bollocks.
Fuck. Tits. Arse.

Shit boogers are found the morning after
you have had your nose in a girl's arse.
When you sneeze or pick your nose
in the morning and find a little piece of poo.

FUCK SHIT BUGGER AND BOLLOCKS
We're all neighbours

I'm not thinking particularly coherently.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck it with a nail studded fence post.

Shit shit bugger shit fuck
fuck fuck shit fuck
so fuck shit bugger shit balls.

Fuck shit wank bugger arse head and hole.

I just had one of Pa's colleagues come to the back door.
Pa's been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack.
FUCK IT ALL TO GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING HELL!
I got to get in touch with his family.