20/03/2015
for SF
Mainly minor: in your hands
A conscien-
tious person, thrifty
and capable.
Someone who has little
money but
splendid
prospects. A student
with a sense
of duty. A patient
person.
Also there maybe good news
about money.
An intelligent man
in a position of
trust
and authority. He
is a wise and
loyal advisor. Logical
and calm,
he dislikes overt
displays of emotion.
He requires a lot
of mental
stimulation.
Delay all plans, be-
cause there
are hidden obstacles
or enemies.
Be discreet.
High honour, the
achievement
of ambition. It may show
an influential man
whose help
may be required.
It is the card of bosses
and people
in authority. The Emperor
rep-
re-
sents
the man in control
in any given sit-
uation
or problem. To a woman
he may represent
her husband
or father.
Hidebound tradition
stifling new
thought.
Problems
of inheritance and family
disputes over
money.
A warm sympathetic
and sociable
woman.
She may be
artistically gifted and very
imagi-
native.
The Queen is honest,
loyal and de-
voted to those she
loves.
BUGGER FUCK SHIT
It is with regret that we have had to cancel
the Red Marley Hill climb.
Shit. Bum. Bugger. Bollocks.
Fuck. Tits. Arse.
Shit boogers are found the morning after
you have had your nose in a girl's arse.
When you sneeze or pick your nose
in the morning and find a little piece of poo.
FUCK SHIT BUGGER AND BOLLOCKS
We're all neighbours
I'm not thinking particularly coherently.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck it with a nail studded fence post.
Shit shit bugger shit fuck
fuck fuck shit fuck
so fuck shit bugger shit balls.
Fuck shit wank bugger arse head and hole.
I just had one of Pa's colleagues come to the back door.
Pa's been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack.
FUCK IT ALL TO GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING HELL!
I got to get in touch with his family.
1. THE JUDGE OPENS PROCEEDINGS
The purpose of the judiciary is not
to rule on moral matters, only legal
issues may be heard. We care for facts,
things we can touch or hear, sense,
no conjecture from the opposition.
2. THE FACTS
Mr. Harris was married to Mrs. Harris.
Mr. Harris had three children.
Mr. Harris had three boys; Michael, John, Luke.
Mr. Harris struck his wife in malice.
Mrs. Harris was covered in bruises.
3. CONJECTURE
Mrs. Harris was struck by Mr. Harris in malice.
Mrs. Harris bore sadly three boys; Michael, John, Luke.
Mrs. Harris kept an untidy house.
Mrs. Harris knew everyone in her street.
Mrs. Harris was covered in bruises.
4. SUMMING UP
The judge had heard enough and told the jury
to listen hard to calls for acquittal.
In particular, could evidence of bruises
be considered alongside speculation
of violence from three boys; Michael, John, Luke?
5. VERDICT
Not guilty. Not guilty. Not guilty.
Not guilty. Guilty. Not guilty.
Not guilty. Not guilty. Not guilty.
Not guilty. Guilty. Not guilty.
Mrs. Harris kept an untidy house.
