BUGGER FUCK SHIT

BUGGER FUCK SHIT
It is with regret that we have had to cancel
the Red Marley Hill climb.

Shit. Bum. Bugger. Bollocks.
Fuck. Tits. Arse.

Shit boogers are found the morning after
you have had your nose in a girl's arse.
When you sneeze or pick your nose
in the morning and find a little piece of poo.

FUCK SHIT BUGGER AND BOLLOCKS
We're all neighbours

I'm not thinking particularly coherently.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck it with a nail studded fence post.

Shit shit bugger shit fuck
fuck fuck shit fuck
so fuck shit bugger shit balls.

Fuck shit wank bugger arse head and hole.

I just had one of Pa's colleagues come to the back door.
Pa's been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack.
FUCK IT ALL TO GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING HELL!
I got to get in touch with his family.