tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14984029482153948142024-03-20T12:07:37.983+00:00Things Jack Spicer Told MeIn the spirit of Jack Spicer, this work is presented free from copyright. Feel free to share this work or even pass it off as your own as long as you do so free of charge. The blog also uses the words of others. If you see something of your own that you object to being here, please get in touch to discuss it. See "about this blog" for more info including Twitter and Facebook links.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.comBlogger350125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-45746911432078623132015-03-22T10:47:00.001+00:002015-03-22T10:47:54.977+00:00WILL I EVER GET TO MEET ALAN TITCHMARSH?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">22/03/2015</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><i>for JA</i></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><i>All minor: in your hands</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><i>Cups: love</i></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Fear of lonliness</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and over-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">indulgence in physical </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">pleasures</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">in order to stave off </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">boredom. Often depression</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">leads to</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">abuse</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">of alcohol.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Divorce, separ-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ation possi-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">bly temporary.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Infidelity, betrayal</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and disap-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">pointment.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Theft, lies and malice.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Look</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">after your posessions</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and do not</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">give your trust to</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">readily.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Anxiety and sleep-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">less nights,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">spite</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and slander which under-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">mine confidence.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Suffering that is</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">eventual</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">good such as putting</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">up with painful</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">treatment</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">in order to get</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">better. Female</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">health</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">problems and, possibly,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">self-punishment</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and guilt.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Excellent social life,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">parties,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">good friends and</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">fun. Places</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">where people meet.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Good health,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">happi-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ness and pop-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ularity. Relationships</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">will be very</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">fulfilling.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Ease of communication</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">and the</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">flow of new ideas.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Miserly attitudes, a grasp-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">ing mentality.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Avarice,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">discontent and envy</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">of others. </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-13746996708726897832015-03-20T12:48:00.000+00:002015-03-20T12:48:06.717+00:00IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SOMEONE I ALREADY KNOW?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">20/03/2015</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>for SF</i></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Mainly minor: in your hands </i></span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A conscien<i>-</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">tious person, thrifty</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">and capable.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Someone who has little</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">money but</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">splendid</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">prospects. A student</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">with a sense</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">of duty. A patient</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">person.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Also there maybe good news</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">about money.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">An intelligent man</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">in a position of</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">trust</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">and authority. He</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">is a wise and</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">loyal advisor. Logical</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">and calm,</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">he dislikes overt</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">displays of emotion.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">He requires a lot</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">of mental</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">stimulation.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Delay all plans, be-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">cause there</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">are hidden obstacles</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">or enemies.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Be discreet.</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">High honour, the</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">achievement</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">of ambition. It may show</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">an influential man</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">whose help</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">may be required.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">It is the card of bosses</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">and people</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">in authority. The Emperor</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">rep-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">re-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">sents </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">the man in control</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">in any given sit-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">uation</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">or problem. To a woman</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">he may represent</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">her husband</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">or father.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Hidebound tradition</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">stifling new</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">thought.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Problems</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">of inheritance and family</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">disputes over</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">money.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">A warm sympathetic</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">and sociable</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">woman.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">She may be</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">artistically gifted and very</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">imagi-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">native. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The Queen is honest,</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">loyal and de-</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">voted to those she</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">loves.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i> </i> </span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-61548566855360241312015-03-19T22:45:00.001+00:002015-03-19T22:45:35.933+00:00HOW WILL I AFFORD TO BUY A PLACE OF MY OWN?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">19/03/2015</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">for IC</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><em>Mainly minor: in your hands</em></span><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Pentacles: Earth, money</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Delay all plans,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">because</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">there are hidden obs-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">tacles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">or enemies. Be</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">discrete.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A sensible, matron-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">ly </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">woman</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">who has a good</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">head</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">for business. Kind-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">hearted</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and charitable, she also</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">has a taste</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">for luxury. Sometimes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">moody</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">her general person-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">ality</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is very caring.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This is the worst card in the pack.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Betrayed,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">lost, cold and love-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">less this card</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">shows the lowest</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">point in fortune.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">However, since this is</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the worst it can</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">get,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">improvements must surely follow.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The only</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">way</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">from here is</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">up!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A conscientious</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">person, thrifty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and capable.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Someone who has little</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">money</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">but splendid</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">prospects.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A student with a sense of duty.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A patient</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">person. Also</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">there may be good</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">news</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">about money.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Miserly attitudes, a grasping</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">mentality. Avarice, dis-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">content</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and envy of</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">others.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Difficult circums-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">tances, </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">yet you </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">will gain more than you have</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">lost. An unhappy</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">time will</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">soon</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">end.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-51478578189707479032015-03-19T19:38:00.002+00:002015-03-20T12:48:31.361+00:00WHERE WILL I LIVE IN THE COLD MIDWINTER?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">9/03/2015</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><i>for DB</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Mainly minor: in your hands</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Three Pages: good social life, fun, lively parties</span></i><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Money,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">put to good</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">use. Help</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">from someone else,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">charity, benevolence.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Do not waste</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">this bounty, put it</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to good use.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Someone sees hidden</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">talents in you.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Financial support.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Outstanding debts</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">will be paid.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A 'turn</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">for the better', the end</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">result of past actions and</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the workings</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">of destiny, which no one can</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">completely</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">understand. An end</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to current problems</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and some</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">marked strokes of luck.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A wastrel, a dissolute</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and impatient</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">person who has a constant</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">need for money.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A scrounger.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">False accusations, imprisonment</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and oppression.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Another interpretation</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is that you</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">will cause a sudden</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">change or show</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">a rebellious attitude that</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">will be a shock, surprise</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">or dismay</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">others.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A trivial and spoilt</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">person,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">one who manipu-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">lates others'</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">feelings.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Perhaps this person lives</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in a dream</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">world.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A quick-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">witted and intelligent</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">youngster, eloquent</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and sharp. Eager</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to learn and</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">adept</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">at turning situations</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to his or</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">her</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">advantage. The Page may</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">bring news, contacts</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and gossip.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-32148187628600499602015-03-19T11:19:00.000+00:002015-03-19T19:01:06.575+00:00HOW WILL THE RESULT OF THE GENERAL ELECTION AFFECT ME?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">19/03/2015 </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><i>for GH</i></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><i>Mainly minor: in your hands</i></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Miserly attitudes, a grasping</span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">mentality. </span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Avarice, discontent</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">and envy of others.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Quarrels,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">competing interests,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">unfortunate combinations</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">of events</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">and people. Corruption</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">and domestic strife.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You may be taken advantage</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">of: subversion,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">hidden enemies. Attempts</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">will be made</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">to disrupt your plans.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bankruptcy</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">or other great loss</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">which could</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">have been avoided. A rapid</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">change of attitude</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">to money is now</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">needed.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Don’t be afraid to leave</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">the past</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">behind. Travel.</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">There is plenty more in the world</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">to see and experience. If</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">you are disillusioned with your life </span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">now, take heart</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">because the future promises</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">to be brighter. Follow</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">your heart and do</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">what you truly desire.</span></span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Frustration,</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">which you take out on</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">others. Being</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">your own worst enemy,</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">placing restrictions</span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">upon yourself.</span></span></div>
</span></span></span></span></span><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-47452650146228388342014-10-18T10:45:00.001+01:002014-10-18T10:45:06.429+01:00A MESSY DIVORCE BUT I SCRIBBLED THAT OUT<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Hers are catwalks and she gives them</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">a handful of razors</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and the temperature rises. Fierce</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">flashbulbs line the orchestra pit</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and the audience</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">turn their face up. Modern living</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">tears the bedsheet in two.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Nothing is on the horizon for her</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">but zeroes. Red zeroes.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-63749144305548708712014-10-15T18:36:00.000+01:002014-10-15T21:05:39.844+01:00A TRAIN POEM<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">If you do not want anybody</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to sit next to</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">you on the train,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">make sure you have worked</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">your back out</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and your T-shirt clings</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to your armpits</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in dark</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">bunches. Put your bag</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">under the seat.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Leave the seat by free</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">as a threatening gesture.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A man and his daughter with chips.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Change seats.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The daughter does not like the chips.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Now you are</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">sitting next to the moon</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">going to Swine Town.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Opposite, the father</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is raising safeguarding concerns</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and bitching about Nanan.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-59214594104021485492014-10-14T17:42:00.001+01:002014-10-15T21:06:15.279+01:00A BUS POEM<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">When you do not want anybody</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to sit next to you</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on the bus. Sit in the aisle</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">seat. It is important</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">you do not place your bag</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on the empty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">window chair. You are not a rude man.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">If challenged,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">say you have a bad knee</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and shift. They must feel</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">pretty shitty about this. They do not have to know</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">it was your other leg. Just hurt.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A hot young guy gets on the bus.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This changes things. Shuffle across, smile</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and leave a thigh </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">for him to sit against. If that woman</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the purple fleece</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">gets high nosed about it. Fuck her.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">You had a miracle.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Who is she to argue with it?</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-81558467472401687232014-10-13T22:00:00.000+01:002015-03-19T19:07:49.304+00:00FEAST NIGHT<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This feast night. Candy floss</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">by the plastic bag and hot dogs. Onions.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A swig of vodka</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">round the back of the Waltzer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Scream if you want to go faster.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I touched his hand</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on the twister and he touched mine back,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I think. Dangerous lights.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Someone is raging against the autumn dark</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">with bareknuckles.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A gang of lads</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">menace the dodgems. They swing</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">mallets. He fingers</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">her against the caravan. His breath</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is hotter than whiskey</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in her breasts and neck.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">She notices</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">his fingernails have not been cut.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-13167973334841816352014-10-12T11:11:00.000+01:002014-10-12T11:11:22.574+01:00EXIT THE BUILDING<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Please make sure all</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">electrical equipment is switched off and unplugged.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Ensure the compound gate is padlocked</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and the chair is replaced in the fire doors.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Close the curtains over the doors.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Wind the shutters down in all rooms.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Make sure all lights are switched off.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Lock all internal doors</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">(bathroom and accessible toilet doors</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">should be closed shut.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">They do not have locks).</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">To activate the alarm when leaving the building,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">key in the code and press "A".</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The alarm will start bleeping</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and this will allow you 30 seconds </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to exit. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Switch the hall light off.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Make sure the dead lock catch is in the down</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">position and close the door.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The gate padlock will need unlocking from the wall position</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and then closed over the door</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and secured with the padlock.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-75690117148533006862014-10-12T10:57:00.000+01:002014-10-12T10:57:51.829+01:00ENTRY TO THE BUILDING<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">The small key will unlock the padlock </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">on the gate. </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Once opened, secure it back</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to the wall by reapplying padlock</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to the fastening and locking it.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Front door key. Once the door is opened,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">a bleeping noise will sound,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">this is the alarm being activated.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The keypad to deactivate the alarm is situated</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on the wall to the right.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Enter the alarm code here.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">If an incorrect number is entered,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">press the clear key and re-enter correct</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">code. If the alarm is activated in error,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">please telephone </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">DMBC Monitoring Centre immediately.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This will prevent the Emergency Services</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">being alerted unnecessarily.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Silence the alarm as follows:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Using the keypad enter the alarm code,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">this will silence the alarm but error codes will flash</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the display window.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Clear this by entering the alarm code again</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and then press the CLEAR key.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Once this action has been carried out</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">you will be able to activate the alarm as normal</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on leaving the building.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The front door has a dead lock.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This means, to allow free access in and out</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">of the building, it needs to be set correctly,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">by holding the door handle down</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and sliding the lever</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">which can be found on the door plate</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">when the door is open, to the up position.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The rooms in use will need the shutters raising.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">You will find a rod to the side of the window.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This should be wound anticlockwise to rise</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and clockwise to lower.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A chair is wedged into the fire doors for extra security.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This MUST be removed</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">whilst you are in the building as this is</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">a fire exit. The exit leads into the compound,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">where the gate is padlocked. This must be unlocked.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The key for this is situated on the curtain tieback hook</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">next to the fire extinguisher.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A key for the windows can be found on a hook</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the kitchen,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">situated on the side of the first wall unit.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-42544732099526902742014-10-12T10:31:00.001+01:002014-10-12T12:54:00.793+01:00A LOVE NEST<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">We give up our single beds.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Somewhere in the house, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">somebody</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is testing your earlobe</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">with her teeth.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Somebody sweats.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Remember</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">that accordion</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the upstairs back bathroom.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">How it eyed us both</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">from the bidet.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-41319689665571187252014-10-12T10:18:00.001+01:002014-10-12T10:18:03.013+01:00HOLY PALMERS<em><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">For saints have hands that pilgrim's hands do touch,</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and palm to palm is holy palmer's kiss.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Wet hands under running water.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Take a measure of soap.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Work into hands, palm to palm.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Right hand over back of left and vice versa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Rub palm to palm, fingers interlaced.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Back of left fingers to right palms,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">fingers interlocked and vice versa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Rotational rubbing of right thumb clasped in left hand</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and vice versa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Left wrist with right hand and vice versa.</span><br />
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-63848075919977487272014-10-09T16:06:00.000+01:002014-10-09T16:47:24.971+01:00THE NIGHT ECONOMY<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Pushing mop. In</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and out of the bucket.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Slop. The hoover </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">sighs </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the empty </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">space </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">between</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">meeting rooms.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Green corridors</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">of glass. An empty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">conference table to</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">be sprayed and wiped.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A pile of papers</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to be squared and set.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Office lights</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">clicking off over</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">every desk one by</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">one. The dark silences.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Empty waste baskets.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A single red LED</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on a security camera</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">that blinks. Out.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-29697024711924413162014-10-08T13:50:00.000+01:002014-10-08T13:50:34.299+01:00THERE ARE TOO MANY COINCIDENCES TO YOUR MEETING JEROME<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em>for SR</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">I wanted to lose my virginity. His motorcycle</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">would not start. He was a boy who lived</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the same village as I. He gave me a job</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">as his secretary. The elevator broke.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I can remember those numbers 3 and 5.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The fibowhatty sequence? The photos I found</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the grass verge were torn. I did a jigsaw.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">It was Jerome and his wife. I started his motorcycle.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">All of this is too made up to be true,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">but it happened. What are you going to believe?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Years passed. That much can't be ignored.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">He was a terrible fuck. Lies don't make it worse.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-10662847590098332142014-10-08T08:51:00.001+01:002014-10-08T09:10:38.999+01:00SEX SCENE<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">At first I tried simulating wanking with my cock</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">balled up in my hand like it was still soft</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">and I was working it hard. My hand was sweaty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">from the heat of the lights and the flaccid muscle</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">squirmed in the grease. I thought of slugs.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">It helped me avoid an embarrassing erection.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">The director was asking me to stare</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">straight up her skirt and, although she wore</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">knickers, they had ridden to the left, exposing</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">her dark shaved labia. I still don't know</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">to this day if she had arranged it or if</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">it was chance let me glimpse. I kept on hiding</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">it in my palm for three more takes. She was nervous.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I found my eyes drifting from her cunt</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">to the corners of her mouth. The fascinating tremble</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">of her lips. What was she expecting?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I was twice her age. A lumbering legend</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">massaging my modesty. Ingenue. She was sliced</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">and garnished, served on a mattress. I let go.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Thought, what is a 43 year old man doing</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">being bashful? If I was taking her girlhood</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I wouldn't be shy. I fell on her squeals</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">with my hands and thighs, pressing her open</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">like in real life. I'm no tit man. My method</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">is to lick and kiss their throats. I won't lie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I came close to fucking her for real twice,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">but in the end you're just humping the air,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">dissatisfied and sweaty. After the cut,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">we were awkward. I brushed some straw</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">from my ass and hauled my trousers up.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I offered my hand and she took it.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Hers were small like a child's, engulfed as I pulled</span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Later we'd be filming a breakfast</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">scene in the cottage. Bacon and sausages.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">She was straightening her skirt and blouse</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">as I walked off set to my trailer.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-24982239771921254822014-10-07T11:02:00.000+01:002014-10-08T09:11:40.149+01:003 MINUTES<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Stop. Time is come slowed. The machine</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is making a breath in me. I am aware</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">some people are panicking.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I sound like I am drowning. Stillness.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Still slower. Lights are beginning to flicker</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and blink. A beep. </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Coming small.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Everything is turning inside out like a flower.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I can hear the atoms of sweat bead his nose.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A beep. These are ghosts. Shadows.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Dust and windows. Things there and not there.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Someone is in the room with you.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Someone knows what it is you must do.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">They do not call it names. Death. It did not come.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Sterilise the theatre. We were not here.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-29579314357790481832014-10-07T00:07:00.000+01:002014-10-07T00:12:51.384+01:00RICE NOODLES :P<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em>for PM and VM</em></span><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">rice noodles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">lice poodles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">dice roodles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">mice doodles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">nice toodles</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">twice strudels</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">vice scruples</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">spice boobles</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-41074910934275745902014-10-05T22:28:00.000+01:002014-10-05T22:30:43.758+01:00LITTLE BIRD<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em>for MH</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">My nanan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is just a little bird</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">these days.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">She is a birdcage.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">She is so small</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">nobody knows</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">if she is in bed or not.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">She is a pile of sheets.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Her heart breaks.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">She has pain</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in her stomach.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The bird is trying to fly.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-28515643593998949622014-10-05T19:31:00.001+01:002014-10-05T19:31:03.771+01:00NOTHING HAPPENED<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">It was a usual evening in early October.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">John was upstairs sitting at the computer</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and Anthea was downstairs watching Casualty</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and playing Pet Rescue Saga on her iPad.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Nobody had been to the house that day</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and they hadn't been anywhere else</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">because it rained. At one in the afternoon</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the telephone had rung, but no-one</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">had answered in time. It did not matter.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The answer machine confirmed it had been</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">a sales call on behalf of a double glazing agent.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">For lunch they had eaten cheese</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and pickled onion sandwiches and afterwards</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">John had made them both a cup of tea</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">with milk. The dog had been walked</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">before it got dark and was sleeping in his basket.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Anthea completed a level. John read news.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">At 11 p.m. they went to bed.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-5612812278054348642014-10-02T21:24:00.000+01:002014-10-03T22:40:29.389+01:00BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE WHIRLOWDALE<em><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">for JA</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Peter's son is an eminent eye surgeon</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">who drives an Aston Martin. Peter is dead</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and his house is for sale. I have only ever seen</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the Aston Martin once. A taxi is parked</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">outside Peter's house. Gypsies have taken</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">lampstands and stud partition walls</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">out of Peter's house. Decent curtains</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">have gone up. Douglas says, looks like</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">we are getting more of our coloured brethren.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The woman from next door but two</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">who is older than she dresses;</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I don't know how young she is,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">trundles down, any news? Big Toj has reckoned</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">there must be a large family. Next door says,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">as long as they don't play drums or build</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">an extension. They go back to their newspaper.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Last week we ate a disappointing Duchy Original</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">chicken and tarragon soup. Prince Charles.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-34524006264458217952014-10-02T20:49:00.000+01:002014-10-02T20:49:16.227+01:00KIRKGATE<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">This side of town that town forgot.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">None of that po-mo</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">single accommodation flats and shops,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">just car dealerships.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A bulldozing ring-road churns aside</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">abandoned industrial estates</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and burnt out brick warehouses</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">stuffed full of pigeon feathers and shit.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-91210452816143009872014-09-30T19:45:00.001+01:002014-09-30T19:45:48.976+01:00THE REVOLUTION WILL BE ADVERTISED<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em>For MF</em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em></em></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><em>The Gulf War will not take place</em></span><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The Gulf War is not really taking place</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The Gulf War did not take place</span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">This tastes like the real thing,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">says our man in the cotton shirt</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">from a desert jeep near Tripoli</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">on the trail of the Arab Spring.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The freedom frighters </span><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">have skewered Gaddafi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and Union Brand bombs made it possible!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Scotland votes No!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">In other news the central highway</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">is closed in Hong Kong.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Commuters are advised to make alternative</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">travel arrangements to avoid</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the sit-ins protesting our glorious executive.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">We want more democracy,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">says the Sprite drinking man.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">We want freedom to make more money</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and buy luxury foreign goods,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">to be the captains of our own industry.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Even the President wears</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">V for Vendetta.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">In Tripoli things have taken turns</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">from Baghdad to worse.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Militant ISILamists have damaged</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the corporate image.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">IEDeas tremor under the asphalt.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Scorpions scramble.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">DO NOT ADUST YOUR SET!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This is reality breaking through.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">After the following messages and beheadings</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">blanket coverage will resume.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-53008340926675994482014-09-29T20:31:00.001+01:002014-09-29T21:32:32.180+01:00THE NIGHT ECONOMY<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">He sprays cologne on yesterday's clean shirt.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Another three squirts. Another can't hurt.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Downstairs the punters are bustling in.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The lads are oiled. It'll be packed by ten.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">He fingers fibre through his hair and rubs</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">the scruffy clumps to peaks and tufts. He scrubs</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">up well, he does. Turning out the hall light,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">he fantasizes the fanny tonight.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">2 p.m. The bottle bin's crash echoes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in the deserted yard. The last drunk goes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">singing out the back gate. He sparks a fag.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Spits at the wall. She looked like a right slag.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">A cool breeze stirs. One more shift in the bank.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">He imagines her tits spilled beer and wanks.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13626562104432318803noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1498402948215394814.post-15594361274074843212014-09-28T20:13:00.000+01:002014-09-28T20:13:43.161+01:00A USED COT ON EBAY <span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Barely used wooden cot</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">in teak effect colour</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">originally from IKEA.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Disassembles </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">and assembles easily.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Instructions included.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Buyer collect</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">or prearranged freight</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">costs.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Dimensions:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">137 x 66 x 100 cm.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Weight: 33kg</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span><br />
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