THE WINFREY EFFECT

for DS, MR and CH

Lance yer cancer survivor
did what yer did
to win and yer never

ever cared for yer winnings
only yer competitors
and yer charity

and yer went on Oprah
to say yer lied
but nobody believed yer

Yuss'l probably ascend to heaven
like shit off a shovel
at an angle of forty–five degrees

Yuss'l probably have a star
or a space–station
named after yer

Yuss'l probably find yerself
on the Hollywood walk of fame
now that yer famous


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