CHINESE WHISPERS

'Nita's cat died.
No I don't know a 'Nita either —
not even an Anita.
Who's she? 
                   Is that her natural colour or dyed?
Someone else has died! The dog.
'Nita dyed the dog the way Jane bathed Peter.
Look, there's a picture.
                                       'Nita's hot!
Some days I want to take a 'Nita home...
                                        an' eat her.
Wish I knew a 'Nita or Anita.
But how you gonna greet an Anita
                                        with your stutter?
Let's start over.