Imagine we are at your house;
what colour is the front door?
When we open the front door,
what can we see?
Give me the guided tour.
Where are you going? Anywhere hot?
And how long for? And who with?
Does her husband know the pair of you
are carrying on like this?
What does your mother do?
And how much does your housemate earn
a week? What was the balance
on your father's last bank statement?
A dinnerlady then.
Excuse me a moment please.
I just need to take two of these.
I have a migraine coming on.
What have you eaten in the last four days?
When did you last dream?
When did you last have sex?
Or commit adultery?
What do you wear to bed?
Describe yourself naked.
Place your finger on the fingerprint reader.
This photo seems to be in order.
I'm sure we'll let you across the border.
If you'd been brown
we'd have given you murder.
Imagine we are at your house.
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