RICE NOODLES :P

for PM and VM

rice noodles
lice poodles
dice roodles
mice doodles
nice toodles
twice strudels
vice scruples
spice boobles

47 SPOKE WAGON WHEEL

for JMG

hub spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke
spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke spoke rim

THE DAFFODILS

for MHS

the daffs are dancing in the gale
daffs are dancing in the gale the
are dancing in the gale the daffs
dancing in the gale the daffs are
in the gale the daffs are dancing
the gale the daffs are dancing in
gale the daffs are dancing in the

ANDREW JACKSON'S CHICKEN GLASSES

for AG

Eye glasses for chickens: intended to prevent fowls
from picking out each other's eyes – Andrew Jackson's
chicken glasses. It might be supposed from glances
that chickens, like human beings, suffer eye diseases.

These eye glasses were first patented in 1903:
intended to prevent fowls from pecking out eyes.
A flock so equipped would appear very intellectual.
Go forth and multiply, young fellow me lad.

HOTLOOKED

for AA and JW

merged many contacts
first name shared
brother, for example
personalitied Facebook user

first name shared
has three jobs
personalitied Facebook user
in two countries

has three jobs
and six emails
in two countries
Thank you Microsoft

and six emails
four telephone numbers
Thank you Microsoft
become a three

four telephone numbers
headed, many legged
become a three
The forced switchover 

headed, many legged
brother, for example
The forced switchover
merged many contacts