TITS

for JO

They're trying to distract us with pictures

of tits and the Prince is incensed. The press

are obsessed with blurred photos of the Prince

and his wife in states of undress. Honeymooners

in the country of print. If we don't think

of their gold and their choppers we'll be sorry

we never saw her tits. The Queen shifts

in her bodice and girdle and stays. The telly

says William won't let Kate become his mother;

Santa Diana! Santa Diana! Her tits were buried

in mountains of muslin and landmines and Fayeds.