WILL I EVER GET TO MEET ALAN TITCHMARSH?

22/03/2015

for JA

All minor: in your hands
Cups: love

Fear of lonliness
and over-
indulgence in physical 
pleasures
in order to stave off 
boredom. Often depression
leads to
abuse
of alcohol.

Divorce, separ-
ation possi-
bly temporary.
Infidelity, betrayal
and disap-
pointment.

Theft, lies and malice.
Look
after your posessions
and do not
give your trust to
readily.

Anxiety and sleep-
less nights,
spite
and slander which under-
mine confidence.
Suffering that is
eventual
good such as putting
up with painful
treatment
in order to get
better. Female
health
problems and, possibly,
self-punishment
and guilt.

Excellent social life,
parties,
good friends and
fun. Places
where people meet.
Good health,
happi-
ness and pop-
ularity. Relationships
will be very
fulfilling.
Ease of communication
and the
flow of new ideas.

Miserly attitudes, a grasp-
ing mentality.
Avarice,
discontent and envy
of others.

IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SOMEONE I ALREADY KNOW?

20/03/2015

for SF

Mainly minor: in your hands

A conscien-
tious person, thrifty
and capable.
Someone who has little
money but
splendid
prospects. A student
with a sense
of duty. A patient
person.
Also there maybe good news
about money.

An intelligent man
in a position of
trust
and authority. He
is a wise and
loyal advisor. Logical
and calm,
he dislikes overt
displays of emotion.
He requires a lot
of mental
stimulation.

Delay all plans, be-
cause there
are hidden obstacles
or enemies.
Be discreet.

High honour, the
achievement
of ambition. It may show
an influential man
whose help
may be required.
It is the card of bosses
and people
in authority. The Emperor
rep-
re-
sents 
the man in control
in any given sit-
uation
or problem. To a woman
he may represent
her husband
or father.

Hidebound tradition
stifling new
thought.
Problems
of inheritance and family
disputes over
money.

A warm sympathetic
and sociable
woman.
She may be
artistically gifted and very
imagi-
native. 
The Queen is honest,
loyal and de-
voted to those she
loves.
 

HOW WILL I AFFORD TO BUY A PLACE OF MY OWN?

19/03/2015

for IC

Mainly minor: in your hands
Pentacles: Earth, money

Delay all plans,
because
there are hidden obs-
tacles
or enemies. Be
discrete.

A sensible, matron-
ly woman
who has a good
head
for business. Kind-
hearted
and charitable, she also
has a taste
for luxury. Sometimes
moody
her general person-
ality
is very caring.

This is the worst card in the pack.
Betrayed,
lost, cold and love-
less this card
shows the lowest
point in fortune.
However, since this is
the worst it can
get,
improvements must surely follow.
The only
way
from here is
up!

A conscientious
person, thrifty
and capable.
Someone who has little
money
but splendid
prospects.
A student with a sense of duty.
A patient
person. Also
there may be good
news
about money.

Miserly attitudes, a grasping
mentality. Avarice, dis-
content
and envy of
others.

Difficult circums-
tances, yet you
will gain more than you have
lost. An unhappy
time will
soon
end.

WHERE WILL I LIVE IN THE COLD MIDWINTER?

9/03/2015

for DB

Mainly minor: in your hands
Three Pages: good social life, fun, lively parties

Money,
put to good
use. Help
from someone else,
charity, benevolence.
Do not waste
this bounty, put it
to good use.
Someone sees hidden
talents in you.
Financial support.
Outstanding debts
will be paid.

A 'turn
for the better', the end
result of past actions and
the workings
of destiny, which no one can
completely
understand. An end
to current problems
and some
marked strokes of luck.

A wastrel, a dissolute
and impatient
person who has a constant
need for money.
A scrounger.

False accusations, imprisonment
and oppression.
Another interpretation
is that you
will cause a sudden
change or show
a rebellious attitude that
will be a shock, surprise
or dismay
others.

A trivial and spoilt
person,
one who manipu-
lates others'
feelings.
Perhaps this person lives
in a dream
world.

A quick-
witted and intelligent
youngster, eloquent
and sharp. Eager
to learn and
adept
at turning situations
to his or
her
advantage. The Page may
bring news, contacts
and gossip.

HOW WILL THE RESULT OF THE GENERAL ELECTION AFFECT ME?

19/03/2015

for GH
Mainly minor: in your hands

Miserly attitudes, a grasping

mentality.

Avarice,  discontent

and envy of others.

Quarrels,

competing interests,

unfortunate combinations

of events

and people. Corruption

and domestic strife.

You may be taken advantage

of: subversion,

hidden enemies. Attempts

will be made

to disrupt your plans.

Bankruptcy

or other great loss

which could

have been avoided. A rapid

change of attitude

to money is now

needed.

Don’t be afraid to leave

the past

behind. Travel.

There is plenty more in the world

to see and experience. If

you are disillusioned with your life

now, take heart

because the future promises

to be brighter. Follow

your heart and do

what you truly desire.

Frustration,

which you take out on

others. Being

your own worst enemy,

placing restrictions

upon yourself.

A MESSY DIVORCE BUT I SCRIBBLED THAT OUT

Hers are catwalks and she gives them
a handful of razors
and the temperature rises. Fierce
flashbulbs line the orchestra pit
and the audience
turn their face up. Modern living
tears the bedsheet in two.
Nothing is on the horizon for her
but zeroes. Red zeroes.

A TRAIN POEM

If you do not want anybody
to sit next to
you on the train,
make sure you have worked
your back out
and your T-shirt clings
to your armpits
in dark
bunches. Put your bag
under the seat.
Leave the seat by free
as a threatening gesture.
A man and his daughter with chips.
Change seats.
The daughter does not like the chips.
Now you are
sitting next to the moon
going to Swine Town.
Opposite, the father
is raising safeguarding concerns
and bitching about Nanan.